i am trapped within a temporal distortion of some type.

i know i've been at work for almost 12 hours now, yet the clock says it's only been two.

i should have known this would happen by how my day started. i woke up 20 minutes early this morning, performed my normal get-ready-for-work routine in the same amount of time as i normally do, yet i was three minutes late for work.

also, i had my MP3 playlist playing as i slept. it's 7 hours, 28 minutes from start (Carly Simon's You're So Vain) to the last (Aqua's Around the World). i started the music at just after midnight last night, but the last song was ending when i woke up this morning at 6:40am.

time for me is in a state of dilation and contraction. beware all who approach me. i am in temporal flux today.