the EPA made contact. he says he won't be taking any actions against my blog, which is good 'cause i wouldn't pay the fines anyway. i'd disappear, man, and head north. to Kansas. just try to find me in all that wheat.

and, since he (you know who you are) has returned on multiple occasions, he can now be classified as a "reader", thus, he must be given a name, so that all may known to whom i refer.

from this day forward, on this blog, you shall be known as...EPA Man (not terribly imaginative, i know).

now, out of curiosity, how much money would i have to give you to have the EPA shut down a particular corporation i have a beef with?