Thursday, May 31, 2001

heh. if the governor signs it, Oklahoma will have Agricultural Police. i wonder if we'll be seeing an episode of Cops featuring them.

"Freeze!! Drop the lasso and back away from the cow slowly!" *patting down the suspect* "you got anything on you i should know about? spurs? a bola tie maybe?"

Agpol scored a major victory yesterday against the illegal Stetson trade with the arrest of two Faux Western Wear Kingpins."

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