TrekWeb says the first season Star Trek: Deep Space Nine may be released as early as late February of next year. although there's been no official word on the release dates of the DS9 dvds, it's expected to be similiar to ST:TNG's All-Seven-Seasons-In-One-Year.

i know this is a (relatively) long way off and could change at any time between now and then, but according to the information we have, Toon Disney will be airing the entire Gargoyles series in large blocks from 3pm to midnight on October 28 through 30, with the final block on October 31 running from 3pm to 3am.

for anyone keeping track of such things, my Hotspam box is too overwhelming, averaging 150 piece of junk mail a day (i have good reason to keep the box. otherwise i'd abandon it like a litter of puppies). i'm changing it to the "exclusive" setting to allow only those on my contact list to get through (we'll see if that works. i upped the filter setting before and all of the junk mail started going to my inbox).

if you've been in regular contact with me, you'll be on the list. if not, all is not lost. you may still benefit from my juvenile sense of humor and incoherently incomplete thoughts wisdom by using the new address listed on the left sidebar.

you'll still be able to get regular Buffy-obsessed spewings and my Marc Blucas and Jeff Corwin lustings (egad! Marc and Jeff together! /drool) right here.

da Bossman just came over and gave me a "Buffy Lives" temporary tattoo. i'm a happy terrence. now i gotta think of the perfect time and place to wear it.

i rarely visit my own blog from home, but i did last night and noticed some... aesthetic issues in Netscape. if i was a more motivated person, i'd work on fixing it, but i'm not. sorry for the ugliness, folks.

start getting prepared now, folks. we only have three weeks until new season of Buffy! summer has flown by!

a tiny bit of Buffy comics news, accompanied by the cover art for Buffy #53, a really good rendering of Angel (head down, i think, to downplay the height of his hair and make sure it all fits on the cover).

(totally off-topic, i kept misspelling the word 'height' as 'heighth.' i knew it didn't look right, so i looked it up at dictionary.com. it seems that i keep trying to spell the word the way that i pronounce it. i've never noticed if others pronounce it differently. anyone care to dash off a quick note and let me know how they pronounce it?)

and some more grrr! from Dark Horizons:

Those wondering about the pseudo-cameo from 'Gambit' [in X2] can now find out more by checking out Stunts Canada where Banana Republic model-looking stuntman James Bamford has confirmed on his resume that he's scored the role. Thanks to 'Tyler Durden'.

some photos from the filming of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Max Ryan as Dante. grrrr!

i really want some boots like his (last pic).

Tim Burton to direct Batman: the Musical.

i'm sad. that probably means no plastic nipple-suits and no homoeroticism.


on a less homoerotic front, here's the new Romulan Warbird from Star Trek: Nemesis.

Buffy Casualties: Dead and Loving It! (may contain a casting spoiler).

this would be a better article if they'd gone through and listed every regular and guest star that had died over the course of the series. i'd like to know what Robia La Morte is up to.

commentary on "Real Me," "Fool For Love," "I Was Made to Love You," and "The Body."

see what's on the Region 2 Buffy season 5 DVDs that is being released in October and wish the British still ruled the world.

the company that owns my apartment building has decided to build a ramp from the handicapped-accessible parking to the building. it has taken a crew of six men four days to build the concrete ramp. during that time, they've had three equipment trucks, a trailor and a big monstrosity-machine taking up eight parking spaces, in addition to the four handicapped-accessible spaces and the two regular spaces bookending them that they've closed off.

speaking as someone whose father and grandfather were/are masons, carpenters, and worked extensively with concrete, and as someone who spent way too many summers in junior high and high school working on their crews, the ramp should have buildable by a one- or two-man crew, and it should have taken no more than two days to build it.

all this so i can bitch about having to park across the street last night because there were no parking spaces at my apartment.

samples from the "Once More, With Feeling" soundtrack, including the bonus tracks.

didn't think before clicking on the track from "The Gift." duh. it's the Buffy-death track. had to close the window quickly before i started sobbing.

i went into this thread knowing there'd be quotes and one-liners, but really, the first post takes it. no need to read beyond it.

Eliza Dushku is scheduled to appear on CBS' The Late Show With David Letterman tomorrow (Aug 27) night.

review of the Buffy Xbox game.

the boyfriend doesn't believe the Xbox will be around long, so he's resisting my demand to buy one. he says there aren't enough games available for it. i counter with 'But the Buffy game is the only one i'm gonna get anyway.' somehow, it's not convincing him.

The Parents Television Council rated UPN's Buffy the Vampire Slayer the worst show in prime time for graphic violence and sex and an element of the occult.

all reasons i watch the show.

“It appears that the networks are finally starting to listen to the collective voice of parents who want to sit down with their children and enjoy high quality, family-friendly programming in prime-time.”

to this i say, seek out the shows you wanna watch with your rugrats and stop expecting networks to show only what you want to see. hell, turn on PAX or Fox Family. they have networks for people like you.

and stop referring to any part of Prime Time as "Family Hour." if you're really so concerned about spending a quality hour with your children, i don't think that staring at the television is the way to go.

“The PTC’s Best/Worst rankings clearly show that the networks have a long way to go before parents can be assured that their children will not be bombarded with filth during prime-time”

kill your tv. or turn it off. or parent your children and keep an eye on their viewing habits.

by the way, 7th Heaven should not be considered good family programming. everytime i see more than five minutes of it, i fly into a near-murderous, ranting-at-the-television rage. if you don't want your children doing the same, demand that the show be cancelled before we end up with children gunning down their families.

Rounder Records has posted the track list for the OWWF soundtrack.

for those of us into such things (and i am), here's the press release for the Buffy roleplaying game. it'll include a guide to Buffyspeak! as any good non-rules-lawyering-bastard geek gamer will do, i'll end up adapting the rules to bring the Buffyverse together with the World of Darkness's Vampire: the Masquerade. i wanna see Buffy taking out [warning: Gamespeak ahead] some Methuselahs and eventually go up against an Antedeluvian.

woo hoo! Governor Frank has added the Cockfighting Ban question to the November ballot. we finally get to vote to make this barbaric act illegal!

i shouldn't get too excited though. the electorate of Oklahoma has consistently disappointed me in elections.

i do, however, finally have a reason to give Frank a thumbs up. go go, Frank!

hrmph

"You have found the RYO Corporate Home Page. Welcome. Please view the next three pages as well as they are irrevocably linked. You would be a wise person indeed to follow this suggestion. "

"The RYO Lodge was a 2200 acre facility offering guided hunting and fishing, as well as a world class enema spa and pizzeria. Norm's Famous All You Can Eat No Crap Chitlin Pizza was a traditional favorite among the guests"

Hamfest.

Understand every word with English translations projected above the stage!

i've never been, so i'm wondering, is that something commonly done at the Opera?

The One Ring staffer Arathorn got confirmation direct from Tim Minear himself, who told us exclusively that Sean Astin is a lock in this season's schedule to direct an episode of Angel.

also, from Wolfram and Hart to Enron: Christian Kane can't stay away from monolithic, demon-controlled companies to another (probably explaining the reason he works in Hollywood).

Buffy stuff:

press release on the "Once More, With Feeling" soundtrack.

Misrepresentations, Misunderstandings, Slurs and Allegations. a rebuttal to three editorials accusing Joss and ME of being bad people for killing Tara (yeah, the whining is still going on).

from the season seven premiere (supposedly), two photos. i just really like the way first one looks (the 'vibe' of the interaction between the characters, who i won't name to prevent anyone from crying "You didn't warn me about spoilers!") (i'm a little gun shy about that now, aren't i?).

copied from Dark Horizons : In truly disturbing news, Fangoria has filed a detailed story about how it appears Kane Hodder may in fact be out of this movie as Jason Voorhees is "re-invented" and possibly taken over by "Halloween: Resurrection's" Brad Loree, the actor who played the Shape (fueling rumors that they needed to fill a "Canadian" top-liner cast quota). Apparently, the characters are being re-designed by Bill Terezakis of WTC Productions who did the effects work for "Final Destination 2" and "Willard," two other recent New Line projects. Jason Voorhees is being re-invented to a point where they're looking for an actor "who can emote pain and anguish over the loss of a loved one."

that *is* what i look for in preternatural serial killers.


another tidbit from Dark Horizons:

The Hollywood Reporter indicates USA Network plans to remake the 70's series "The Bionic Woman."

is that a good or a bad thing?

if you're not watching Rocko's Modern Life, you should be. last night, Nick showed the ep with "Zanzibar" (the musical Recycling episode) and "Fatal Contraption" (a dialogue-less tale of a Wallaby and his new appliance) both right up there in quality with Animaniacs musicals ["Dot's Entertainment," (with the song "Cats of Phantom Boulevard") and "Les Miseranimals" (the whole fucking thing was great)].

murder is wrong, no doubt about it, but why isn't it acceptable to send hordes of ninjas after people?

New York Times link. registration required: News Corp. Posts a Loss, Mostly in Gemstar Mess. no wondering the company is laying off everyone and screwing us on our raises.

He-Man.org has posted the -one- -two- -three- commercials that Cartoon Network is running for the new He-Man animated movie/new series pilot. the movie will be broadcast tomorrow at 3pm CDT, then rebroadcast Saturday at 6pm and Sunday at 9am (both CDT).

[via Dark Horizons]

Babylon 5 DVDs tentatively scheduled to released April '03 (season 2) and Noveber '03 (season 3).

new guy at work = dreamy, furry-chested, goofy lopsided smile = new workplace crush

from Dark Horizons: According to Fangoria, this long-delayed Nicholas Brendon/Jamie Pressly-starring horror film about a demonic pinata (which originally was entitled "Pinata: Survival Island") will be released regionally in theaters starting August 30th.

demonic piñata. why didn't i think of that? damn, i hope this movie plays somewhere around here.

so, what do you think about (movie) Storm's new hairdo?

you can personalize and send Jeff Corwin e-cards! i'm sending them all to myself (especially the strangely appealing 'Lying on the ground with a big snake wrapped around him' one).

"Got adventure on your mind? Click here to win an appearance on Animal Planet with Jeff Corwin and drive home in a new 2002 Suzuki Aerio SX!" it's the Win a Date with Jeff contest! you can enter daily (and i will), and as an added bonus you can also win a year of free cable from your local provider. free cable and an evening (or ten minutes and a handshake) on the <enter biome of choice> with Jeff? this is what being an American is about!

anyone have some extra cash laying around that they'd like to send me? there's a house i reeeeally want, but it's about $1900/month more than i could possibly afford.

"Whedon also said the long-awaited soundtrack for "Once More With Feeling," last fall's all-musical episode, will be out by Sept. 24, the day "Buffy" begins its seventh season on UPN. "

hooray! finally, i've seen a second source saying OMWF soundtrack is coming soon! from this article, which has many spoilers, mostly casting but some plot, mostly for Buffy and some for Angel.

i've been avoiding Buffydom this summer (except when my sister or nephew come over and want to watch it, but that's been all season two). it's a way to pass through the way-too-long rerun season without scouring the internet for spoilers, but i kind of slipped last week and watched Doppelgangland on FX. now i'm all excited again. forty-four days left!

failing to conquer earth militarily, the Collective has decided to take a more democratic approach.

Buffy Xbox game street date bumped back up to August 19. i want i want i want i want

not that i meant anything at all disparaging to the people who call New Orleans home. i'm sure you're not all pirates, drunks and/or whores.

New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'
New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank
New Orleans!

because i can't get the season two DVDs yet, i'm listening to my 'Songs In the Key of Springfield,' which reminded me that my sister is planning a return trip to New Orleans sometime soon. she says she loves the city for what amounts to its historicity, but with the attributes listed above, who wouldn't love it?

Court upholds man's use of eagle feathers for religious practices.

an interesting part of the article: Government attorneys have said the demand for eagle feathers exceeds the government's supply in a repository in the Denver area.

a Fort Knox for eagle feathers!

dreamed last night of frogs in my apartment. it started with just a few, but more kept appearing. somehow, i knew that, once all the frogs had appeared and taken predetermined locations, something momentous would happen.

it didn't happen though. instead, i woke up. i went out to find the boyfriend, who was still up watching a movie. though awake, i could still see the frogs but the boyfriend didn't know what i was talking about when i asked him where they'd all come from.

i'm hypothesizing that the frogs were somehow magical in nature and usually invisible, but that i, due to some previously unknown invisible-magical-frog birthright, was able to see them.

i'd like anyone to try to disprove this.

should i be worried that there were only 49 messages in my Hotmail spambox this morning when there are usually 150 or more every other morning?

Seth Green has recorded a commentary track (with Joss and Marti) for the Buffy season four DVD set.

also, Amber Benson, with a little on Tara's death, a little about her film Chance, and a passing mention of work on The Enforcers (also with Andy Hallett and James Marsters).

Ricardo Montalban speaks on his role as Khan for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

as Max has pointed out, The Simpsons - The Complete Second Season will be out tomorrow. i received a Friendly Reminder Call from the DVD store yesterday (while i was standing in their store, coincidentally). it'd have been better if they'd called me last week. i'd forgotten that it was coming out, so i spent every extra dollar i had on various gifts for the boyfriend. i'll have to wait a week or so before i get to pick up my copy.

humorous porn title of the day: Panty Hoes: Nylon Nymphos

watched The New Guy last night.

movie: silly, but not silly enough to watch again.

best part: she's great at playing the 'tough grrl,' and Eliza Dushku is getting better at playing the soft side of her roles.

the boyfriend brought home the Fellowship of the Rings dvd last week, but didn't tell me until Saturday. i didn't get to watch it.

his birthday was yesterday, and the entire weekend was taken up with various birthday events planned by family and some birthday shenanigans by his friends. all that, together with copious quantities of alchohol, left me nearly exhausted. i turned in a little early last night and actually slept the entire night through, something i rarely do.

hold up a sec.

overall, this is, of course, a good thing. it's a little preposterous to think that a kid creating a painting of himself killing the police officer who cited him would be a threat.

"Without question, it was intemperate and demonstrated extremely poor judgment," presiding Justice Arthur Scotland wrote in his opinion. what's wrong with teens today, being all intemperate and demonstrating extremely poor judgement? when i was a teen (and the same applies to my parents' and grandparents' generations. heck, i'm pretty sure it goes all the way back into antiquity) we never excercised poor judgement.

anyway, i don't care about Justices stating the obvious, but i do think this part is interesting

"The appeals court dismissed a finding by Butte County Superior Court Judge Ann Rutherford that the teenager had made a terrorist threat against MacPhail "

what, in the mind of Judge Rutherford, distinguished the painting as a terrorist threat and not just a plain, everyday kind of threat (well, i guess "terrorist threats" are kind of everyday things now)?

glad to see that our law enforcement officials are keeping these horrible, dangerous criminals off the street.

yet another article on the evils of Tara's death (and i don't mean 'evils' as in murder. it's 'evils' as in Joss-has-fallen-into-the-evil-and-death-lesbian-cliche). nothing in the article is original, and, in fact, seems to be nothing more than a rewrite of any of the previous articles, only this one came two months after all the others. the author seems to think that he's the only one who's said any of this ("plot turns as fitting into what I will label the "dead/evil lesbian cliché." yeah, because no one else has thought to label it that), and also, he irritates the hell out of me with the "it doesn't take a PhD" line, because, ya know, he's Rodger Streitmatter, Ph.D. and this whole cliche concept is so simple that even we who aren't as educated should recognize it.

while i'm linking to TV Guide Magazine, i'll also link to their truncated online version of the print article 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters of All Time. i thumbed through an archive copy of the magazine (i won't get my copy until today. i think we just get the left overs) and the small part of me that's not a half-wit is wondering what criteria they used to select these particular toons. Arthur? Bobby Hill?? Josie and the friggin' Pussycats??? but no Darkwing Duck? neither of the Warner brothers or their sister? bah!

and please, Beavis and Butt-head? feh.

i've been so disconnected from television during the last month or two that i didn't even know The Rerun Show existed. i'll have to take a look tonight.

"I already know how I feel about 9/11, I don't need to be told how I should feel by some sort of slick memorial programming."*

yay for sensibility! much more succinct than the way i've been trying explain it.

the company has replaced my old keyboard with a newer, ergonomic monstrosity. it's huge and tall. it feels funny, and i can't type worth a crap on it. it totally screws up the way that i type. i know i use the "wrong" hand for certain keys, but i've been doing it that way for 15 years. progress sucks. i want my old keyboard back.

anyone heard anything about OMWF soundtrack CD to be released soon? (scroll down to 17 Septemeber).

Manchild on BBC America beginning Friday.

"With 67% of the votes, you've elected him your favorite Manchild. Anthony Head, well-known for his role as Rupert Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, plays the rich, sexy, champagne-quaffing, penis-extending Manchild called James."

heh. forgot to hit publish.

my cousin's wife's birthday party was on Saturday. i was only there a couple of hours. my sister said things got interesting after i left: the lesbian couple decided to make a show of licking whipped cream off each others nipples. i suppose that's what happens when most of the party attendees are heterosexual men (all softball teammates of my sister and cousin), and i am, for once, thankful that my allegies were causing me so much pain.

one teammate said he had to attend a funeral yesterday for someone who had died of a spider bite on the testicle. he added that "The doctors said it was pneumonia, but we know." he sounded like there was some conspiracy by the doctors to suppress that information. "Dr. Jones, we mustn't let the world find out the truth. Can you imagine the hysteria if it was revealed that spiders are venomous?"

life would be much simpler if it could borrow from computer games. i'd like to see The Sims's little plus and minus signs above peoples' heads to indicate whether i've done or said something to make them like me more or less. also, little pictures appearing as they spoke would be helpful at those time when you don't know what the hell someone's talking about.

an interview with Amber Benson.

happiness is:

your 6 year old nephew calling to ask that you pick him up so he can come over and watch Buffy.

the Constitution should be amended to allow an annual Quality Assurance vote on each individual member of our respective Congressional delegations, one that gives us the very legal and very unappealable option to check "Execute Immediately" (the other options would be 'Acceptable' and 'Unacceptable, but we'll give him or her a chance to improve and then probably execute him or her next year when they fail'). if a majority of votes are cast for immediate execution, the Congressperson is then dragged kicking and screaming (and that will be written in too. they must kick and scream as they're dragged) into the town square. the now-former-constituents can come by, spit their grievances and kick the former-Congressman in the 'nads or the former-Congresswoman wherever it is that women are reeeeallly sensitive about being kicked (i haven't a clue where that is). after a few days of that, they should then be executed in a painful and not-too-quick manner. all of his or her property should be confiscated and sold off, with all proceeds being divided equally among the former-constituents.

i think this plan will make our Congressional representatives more accountable to us.

something of interest for Oklahomans and those who may be travelling through: Gilcrease Museum to Showcase Contemporary Native American Photography.

one of the great things about having closely-shorn hair is that you can take a nap at lunch and not have to worry about it mussing up your hair.

disclaimer: i wouldn't actually "do" Sarah Michelle Gellar. i did vote for her in this poll though. there's no way i can not vote for SMG.

i like her photo too.

classic film: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell.

coming on Saturday the 20th (you know, to commemorate the Apollo 11 moon landing), Angel Series I Action Figures!

buy for me and i'll be your love slave.

proud to be #1

some spoilers for the next season of Enterprise. some of them made me pound my head on the desk, crying that "Berman is the devil!" another has to be done right or Berman's diabolic nature will be confirmed. yeah, i know it's an interview with Braga, but everyone knows Berman's in charge and that he very well may be the ruination of the franchise

some season 4 Angel talk, and it DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS, possible, general and/or/but/for/to specific.

on the new captain of the Angel ship, David Simkins: Angel co-star Alexis Denisof (Wesley) told SCI FI Wire that Simkins has been doing his homework in preparation for taking over Angel. "He sat down this summer with his wife and watched 66 episodes of Angel from beginning to end in a marathon," Denisof said in an interview. "Can you imagine? ... They just took one tape out and put the next one in. He was just hammering it. I mean, that's more than any hardcore fan would do. So ... he's already got the bible in his head of the show. He's done his homework, and he's ready to go."

and why the hell can't i sit down and watch 66 episodes of Angel back-to-back? oh, because i'm not lucky enough to be Western European, Columbian or New Zealandian (Zealandish?).

my mom called last night to tell me that RHPS was on AMC. i was very happy. it'd been a long while since i'd done the Time Warp.

i love that my mom's first thought when she saw it coming on was to call me. greatest mom in the world.

btw, if you didn't go see it at the cinema, the dvd release of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist should hit on July 23. i thought it would be a humorous-but-stupid film but the boyfriend brought it home last Thursday, and i watched it three times. it's frigging hilarious, and i demanded that it be the next dvd we buy. really, go rent it. if you haven't seen it and are resisting, GO RENT IT! it's three bucks and 81 minutes of your life.

WB, UPN seek change. my favorite part: "I'm too old to change this stuff," said TBS chairman Jamie Kellner, who oversees the WB. "But I hope somebody younger takes the fight on… because we've been doing the same thing for so long and we have to break the cycle."

then get out now, i say.

thanks for a loving (and lovable) boyfriend, i can remove this from my wishlist.

he also bought the Nightmare on Elm Street Collection for himself. we had a Freddy film marathon, which led to two nights of nightmares for me. i'm such a wuss.

i was at the computer sometime last week and the boyfriend was flipping through channels on the television. he stopped on an MTV commercial for The Real World season finale and the reunion episode. "We'll have to watch that" he said. "Yeah," i agreed. a couple minutes later, puzzled, he asked "Why?" we thunked a minute, and by our count, we'd only watched the premiere and half of one later episode of the season.

we don't care about the characters real life people and have no interest in the show and its plot, but we were mesmerized and minion-ized by the commercial. Yes, Master, we will watch... it was scary the way we fell in line without resisting, and i wonder how many of the other things i decided to watch due to evil electronic mojo. i wonder now especially about my decision to be sure to watch the premiere of the E! True Hollywood Story: Liza Minnelli on Sunday, July 21 (though that could be the Judy gene kicking in).

take a vacation, the world goes to Hel (feeling Norse today):

The Hollywood Reporter has announced that Disney will do yet another remake of their family comedy The Shaggy Dog.

concerning Batman vs. Superman: the casting of the roles is going to be for 'actors' rather than 'stars' but Director Wolfgang Petersen mentioned he was impressed by Matt Damon's action & acting skills.

Filming is currently underway on this film based on a skit from "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment" show, the story follows a white would-be rap star from Malibu who thinks he's from the ghetto finds out what being from the ghetto is really like. John Whitesell is apparently directing.


the dubious (or possible signs that ragnarok is not upon us):

The Hollywood Reporter has announced that Sci-Fi has ordered a two-hour movie/backdoor pilot of a new version of Quantum Leap. The cable channel also plans to do a TV series spin-off of the "Tremors" movies.

A CG version of the early 80's animated feature The Last Unicorn

according to Dark Horizons, CNN reports that Luke Perry will guest star next season on Buffy, reprising the role of Pyke from the movie. (i checked CNN, but couldn't find anything about Luke Perry. and yes, i know, a report of a report, blah blah blah. fuck off).


the good (or signs that Odin smiles on us):

UPN's fall premiere schedule. Buffy on September 24th! let the countdown begin!

yay for vacations! mine began last wednesday. my best mate Brian and his boyfriend drove down from St. Louis (and brought along that girl i hated so much last time) and we all went camping. sort of. they camped. i drove back home every night and slept in my bed (anyone really think that i'd sleep on the ground, in the woods? there are bugs and heat and Blair Witch-type sounds out there). they're gone now, but i still have this week off, so i'm gone for a while. no updates. will still check email (you know, in case there are any important Buffy developments i need to know).

PeopleNews talked with Sarah Michelle Gellar who denied the Britney Spears rumours. yay! (couldn't find it on their slooooow loading site. hope it's true)

yummy Marc Blucas news... (that's yummy as in Marc is yummy, not the news)

Cockfighting vote petition clears hurdle. yay! maybe we'll actually get to vote on this in November. or not. the OK Supreme Court keeps allowing opponents to request a rehearing. they're reluctant to let it get on the ballot because (most people don't know this), the OKSC building is rented out after-hours as a cockfighting arena. a cockfighting ban would be a loss of income for the Court, and they need the money to pay for the hip robes they wear and for the big red velvet chair the Chief Justice type guy gets to sit in.

i thought this just a quick list of little head-nodding truisms about retail, but as i scanned through it, i hit #8 (yah, i'm an easily amused goob) and spit coffee through my nose (thank Juan Valdez that i ice my coffee!).

just because every day should have a Buffy link: Unsung 'Buffy': Props for A Magical Musical Moment. it starts out with the Buffy-Getting-the-Emmy-Shaft that's so popular right now, but then goes on to explain the episode ("Once More, With Feeling"), and it does so well enough for even the non-watchers.

i saw this badphotoshoppery thing a couple of weeks ago, and i've been starting my day by looking at it every morning since. it cracks me up way more than it should.

i like getting letters from Congressmen (though none from outside my state ever write me back. assholes). i send them email condemning something they've done, they send me a nice letter with Congressional letterhead. i especially like to write them concerning votes they cast on bills up for consideration five years ago. i usually get a letter that's about three lines long, thanking me for my input, but reminding me that it has been a closed issue for a while now. today, i sent two more on recent issues, but i don't think Mr. Lucas responds in writing if you live outside his district, and all i asked Mr. Carson to do was update his website.

another winning Oklahoma Congressman, Frank Lucas, according to his official website, proposed an amendment to protect the Pledge of Allegiance. while i group this in with the Flag Protection Amendment proposals (you know, the whole "Elevating the Symbol above the Meaning" thing, the realm of fanatical fascist nuts), this is what really bugs me about Lucas' statement: “I can’t think of a better way to educate our children about the value of patriotism and democracy than by reminding them that we are ‘one nation, under God’.”

Mr. Lucas isn't very bright, i think.

hallefuckinglujah! the corrupt sonuvabitch says he won't run again! or he could be lying (again) and trying to win some concessions. at any rate, i'll spend the rest of the day happy, then tomorrow i'll think about the whole Congressional redisticting brouhaha (Oklahoma is losing one of six seats in the House), then on Friday or maybe Monday next week, Watts will release a statement that "That's what I'm doing today in announcing my retirement from Congress at the end of this current term" was taken out of context and that he meant no such thing.

anyone know if APX is a reputable news source? cause i'm not liking news that News Corp is pushing to break up Gemstar-TV Guide. i don't know why Gemstar would go for it. according to this SmartMoney article, "most of Gemstar's revenue and earnings come from TV Guide magazine," so that'd be dumb, right, for Gemstar to trade us away? right?

i can't find this anywhere else, so i'm not reading anymore news today. it i don't see it, it doesn't exist.

Rocky To Rise Again: "The Fox network will celebrate the 30th anniversary of the camp SF movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show with The Rocky Horror Birthday Show, a two-hour movie to be produced by Fox TV Studios, according to The Hollywood Reporter."

my birthday is coming up (in just over four months) and this book or one similar to it would be a perfect gift. or a Xbox, but i'll probably have one of those before i reach the hallowed birthday season. i'll probably end up buying the book long before then too.

this sucks.

a two month old rundown of music television, this could be useful to someone like me who thought MTV had ruined music television. there really are alternatives (though given time, i'm sure MTV will ruin even that)! i actually figured that out last night when watching the TVGuide Channel (yeah, sometimes i just watch the listings scroll by. it's relaxing, almost mesmerizing...) and saw the listing for MTV Español. in two hours, there wasn't a single Shakira, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez or Enrique Iglesias video. i didn't recognize any of the artists, of course, but it was good stuff. the videos were fun to watch, without the "This Is High Drama/See How Deep and Real We Are" of too many of their American counterparts and the artists were chosen for their musical talent and not their ability to look good in a white tank and ballcap. because i couldn't understand what was being sung (me español is no muy good), i wasn't shouting "Who the @%$*! wrote these *&$%#! piece of ^&$*!#( lyrics?!?" and, when you don't know what they're singing about, you can make up your own storyline to the video.

saw a prostitute working the corner in front of the supermarket near my apartment last night. she looked to be wearing the same thing Sharon Stone wore during the Basic Instict-leg-uncrossing scene, except the 'tute* was also wearing matching thigh boots and big, teased haired with a large hot pink bow.


* 'tute' because calling her a whore feels so rude.

awww.... photos of SMG when she was younger (and one of Seth Green?).

woo hoo! Farscape season one DVD set to be released October 29 (just in time for my birthday!)

Blade as a television series? don't we already have someone kicking vampire ass on television? ahh! but this one would have lots of swords, right, and probably use firearms?

as i sat at a stoplight while returning from lunch today, i was stuck behind a minivan full of clowns. real, honest to the evil-that-they-are, make-up and wigs clowns. it was horrible. visions of Killer Clowns From Outer Space flashed before me.

Buffy related stuff:

Buffy Cast Teases New Eps.

Joss will finish Fray

A little makeup, a lot of soul. an Andy Hallett article

from Dark Horizons:

Batman Beyond: Year One: 'Bat in the Sun' productions have created this independently-made "Batman Beyond" flick which'll make its premiere in August at the San Diego Comic-Con. An official site with trailers is now up.

i have fleas!

well, i found a flea on me this morning. i have no pets, though one of the women who sits nears me here at work took in a puppy this weekend. she's probably the flea-ridden one. she and her puppy need a nice, medicated dip. i'll be very unhappy if any of the little beasties end up in my apartment.

connecting pet and apartment... i think the boyfriend wants to get a pet. he's been dropping little hints like "We should get a cat" and "I want a cat." i was beginning to cave (how do you resist when he nuzzles up to you and says it in a pouty little voice?) so i offered a compromise: we have to get a bigger place first. Mr. or Mrs. Cat won't be allowed into the bedrooms (allergy issues) and he or she will need plenty of space. also, Cat will be the boyfriend's dependent since i'm not responsible enough to remember to feed and clean up after another creature (ick). i'm too young to be a parent.