my cousin's wife's birthday party was on Saturday. i was only there a couple of hours. my sister said things got interesting after i left: the lesbian couple decided to make a show of licking whipped cream off each others nipples. i suppose that's what happens when most of the party attendees are heterosexual men (all softball teammates of my sister and cousin), and i am, for once, thankful that my allegies were causing me so much pain.
one teammate said he had to attend a funeral yesterday for someone who had died of a spider bite on the testicle. he added that "The doctors said it was pneumonia, but we know." he sounded like there was some conspiracy by the doctors to suppress that information. "Dr. Jones, we mustn't let the world find out the truth. Can you imagine the hysteria if it was revealed that spiders are venomous?"
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