just because the title cracks me up: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (synopsis and cover).

"I've been thinking about changing my major from Home Economics to Feminist Studies, but I wasn't sure if you had any feminist cooking classes."

it's not the cannibal women so much as the Avocado Jungle of Death. we need more place names like that (Death Valley is so boring. someone should spice it up).