Parents Say Web Sites Teach Fucking Profanity

A coalition of parenting groups today urged Congress to introduce a more stringent Communications Decency Act, arguing that profanity-filled Web sites are a bad influence on their children. "I used to think my kids got their potty-mouths from the shit they saw on TV and radio," testified one frustrated parent. "But after surfing the Web, Jesus Fuckin' Christ. That must be where they learn it."

Billy Cadwaller, a father of one from Macon, Ga., described how the Internet has soured his relationship with his 11-year-old daughter.

"One night I came home late and went in to give my little girl a kiss, and she wakes up all coughing and blinking and says to me, 'Oooo Daddy, you are shit-faced again,'" Cadwaller testified. "Now where did she learn that? I'll tell ya. I went to that Googly search engine and found 95 sites had the phrase 'you are shit-faced' on 'em. Ninety-fuckin'-five."

"Fuck," responded Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah.

this shit fucking cracks me up, especially the quote from that cuntfaced Hatch.