these things are gonna be so cool. i'm quite certain i'll be the first on my block to have any of these. the cards. not the diseases. it'll be fun to be standing out on the street corner with my friends, trading cards and shouting things like "Cool! i've got syphilis!" to which a friend replies "Yeah? Well, I've had tuberculosis and hantavirus for weeks, but Billy just gave me hepatitis B and C! Nyah!"
[infectious diseases transmitted by Max]