let's see... visits from the EPA, Dept of Energy, and Dept of the Interior. they're all connected somehow, and if i wasn't so tired right now, i'd form some sort of Conspiracy Theory about why those three are keeping tabs on me, and it'd probably involve the Girl Scouts. it's been a long while since i've accused them of any evil-doing.

on a less paranoid note, as of 9:29am this morning, the last of the great tolkhans has been visited 2500 times since december 21 last. i couldn't have done it without the unwitting and disappointed help of the "sexy saudi girls" and "Xena and Gabriel naked" searches.

a humble and heartfelt thanks to all those who keep returning to read my insipidity. if i achieve my goal of becoming a billionaire philanthropist, i'll take each of you out for a snowcone.