it's an old one, but indulge me:

"New York mayor Rudy Guiliani is again expressing outrage at an art exhibit, this time at a painting in which Jesus is depicted as a naked woman. Said the mayor, 'This trash is not the sort of thing I want to look at when I go to a museum with my mistress.' "

i love Tina Fey. not quite as much as Jimmy Fallon, but dern-near close.