i'd never realized how ridiculous the premise for Anaconda is:

A snake expert dupes a documentary film team to help him search for a man-eating snake so that he can use the snake skins to make himself rich.

if he's willing to do all those terrible things to get rich (with snake skins, no less), then why not do something easier, like rob people or exploit the natives? no big-ass snake is gonna eat you then.

i'd also never realized that it was Jon Voight in that movie. i'm such a goob.