this fucking bites! i just got my "Limited Edition X-Men CD-ROM" (you know, the one you get by going to the website mentioned on the insert for the VHS of the movie). it's a mini disc! i can't play it on my computer!

bah! i say! bah! bah! bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah!!!!

on the Weird Happenings front today:

i stopped by walmart this afternoon to pick up a few things. while waiting in line, i see a guy with an empty cart get into line for the next register over. he finally gets to the cashier, and asks "How much?"

she was perplexed (as was i) and asked back 'For the cart?' this set the man off.

"No!" he says, raising his voice. "For the wheat! I've got four goddamned bushels of wheat. How much?!"

luckily for the cashier, she didn't have to deal with him. a sheriff's deputy standing at the front door handled the situation.

but, just for kicks, if any of you are in the Wal-Mart Supercenter at 81st and Lewis in Tulsa, look for the cashier named Rhondea (spelled just like that), go through her line, and ask her how much the wheat costs. then, pretend that you didn't say anything about wheat, that you'd just asked how she was doing or something. suggest she seek psychiatric help.