the Comedy Central Indecision 2000 poll for this week:

President Clinton has signed legislation starting a 30-year, $7.8 billion effort to revive Florida's dying Everglades wetlands. What is most significant about this bill?


• Bill features a provision that guarantees Clinton a ride up front in one of those really awesome swamp boats with the big fans.
  
• 90 percent of the $7.8 billion goes towards construction of the all-new Everglades Outlet Mall and Food Court.
  
• Legislation was ruthlessly opposed by Jan Brady, who argued that America "only cares about the marshes! Marshes, marshes, marshes!"