Today begins my last week of employment with TV Snide. There will be much pointlessness over the next couple of days.


Yesterday should have been the first day of my last work-week here, but I thought it was Sunday, so I slept in. Around noon, I found out that it was Monday, but I was in such a rare great, positive mood, I decided there was no way in hell I was going to work and have my mood ruined. Soon after, I found out that Katharine Hepburn had died, and I was too foul-mooded to go to work.

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In unrelated news (at least, it appears to be unrelated), scientists say that people pretty much like to date themselves, which may explain why I enjoy masturbation so much.