I hate when someone in my department has a birthday. The Boss gathers us together and says, "Come on, we have to sing." Today's birthday girl even said that she doesn't want anyone singing to her, but even that doesn't deter The Boss. "I'll start. Happy Birthday to you…" I slither quietly into a corner where he can't see if I'm singing or not. I notice most of my co-workers trying to do the same. It ends up with him singing, a few of co-workers mumbling along with him, and one I'm sure was just saying "Wuuuuuuuuh."