bronchitis. strep throat. sinus infection. asthma triggered by afore mentioned bronchitis. i feel worse than doo doo right now. i blame the Girl Scouts. Mikey brought home some of their diabolical confections recently, and i gave in to the tempation. now i'm diseased. eeevil little girls.

the only thing the doctor gave me is antibiotics. if i were a doctor, everyone, no matter what ailment they seek treated, would get some Rx that causes hallucinations, or severe loopiness in the least. what's the fun of prescription medicine if it doesn't come with "Warning! Do not operate heavy machinery!"?