Mike had a few friends over last night. sometime after i went to bed, one of them downloaded and installed one of those search-the-internet-for-porn programs onto my computer (even worse, the guy is straight. what the hell would i want straight porn on my computer for?). what kind of asshole downloads and installs programs onto another person's computer without permission? i don't want his greasy, Licks-His-Fingers-After-Eating hands on my computer, and really, i don't even want his lazy, no-job-having, eats-my-food, sleeps-and-SWEATS-on-my-couch ass in the apartment. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!