i loved this scene (found the text here in a Salute to Doug Petrie):

Spike has arrived in L.A. just in time to narrate Angel's rescue of a young damsel in distress:

SPIKE
(damsel voice)
"But there must be some way I can show my appreciation . . ."
(Angel voice)
"No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension, then prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough . . ."
(damsel voice)
"I . . . understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so . . ."
(Angel voice)
"Say no more! Evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much! Quickly! To the Angel-Mobile! Away!"