an email making the rounds at work:

KIDS BOOKS THAT YOU PROBABLY WON'T SEE PUBLISHED


1. You're Different -- And That's Bad
   
2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
   
3. Robert: Dad's New Wife
   
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
   
5. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
   
6. Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
   
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
   
8. All Cats Go to Hell
   
9. The Little Sissy That Snitched
   
10. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
    
11. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
    
12. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    
13. 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
    
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
    
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    
19. You Were an Accident
    
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    
21. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
    
23. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
    
24. You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
    
25. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose