a group wants reparations for atrocities committed by Union forces during the Civil War and for atrocities committed during Reconstruction.

my response: it was a domestic uprising. a rebellion. a war. to the victor goes the spoils. tough.

however, if we wish to speak of things that will never happen that we really really wish would happen, then i must ask that all non-Native American people please return to the eastern hemisphere. you may take only what you can carry. non-Native Americans who wish to stay must present your application to me in person. my decision will be completely binding, and completely arbitrary (have an excellent recipe for eggplant parmasan? maybe you'll get to stay. make me laugh, and you may get to stay. get me randy on sight, and you can definitely stay).
[pipe dreams by Max]