Jean and i were discussing our meager knowledge of jokes and how lame those jokes were. she shared her jokes with the world and has mentioned twice that my one joke, which has been cracking me up for over ten years, is much lamer than any of hers, and that it's even lamer than (dead link) Pete's joke. now, for your edification, i will tell the one joke that i know:

two oranges are sitting in a bathtub. one orange turns to the other and say "Pass me the soap."

the second orange turns to the first and replies, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" *ba duh DUM!*

eh, who asked you anyway.