look! i am the pokemon called Loyu! and i know how to dress too!

Profile: You live in the oceans of South America, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, cows and water.
Characteristics: You can shoot slime. You have a cell phone. You can eat poison. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can puke hot death. You can shoot wind. You can throw sand.
Natural Enemies: Drowlock.

find out who you're inner pokemon is! (link pilfered from her)