Not-So-Important-But-Nevertheless-Interesting-To-Me Lesson Learned This Weekend

porn stars do not neccessarily make good dancers/strippers

thank you for your attention.

i went to a casino boat this weekend while i was in St Louis. standing at the roulette table, i picked three numbers in a row that turned out to be what the ball stopped at. at a minimum bet of $5, paying out at 35 to one, that's $175 each won. "woo hoo for me!" you say? nah. i didn't bet. damn me and my moral stance against gambling!

hehehe. not really. i was just too cheap to risk the money.

but i seriously did pick those three numbers correctly, and those were the only three i tried. three for three. i think that makes me a psychic. so send me your questions, along with an item that you have carried with you. strangely, large denominations of cash would work best for this.

for entertainment purposed only.

Polly-Warner-Cracker! ha!

i don't know why things like that crack me up so much. i'm such a geek.

this cracked me up too. [link swiped from Impudite]

even better than christmas, and i missed it.

the supermarket was out of chocolate skim milk again. what a fucking suckey way to start the week.

"I think so, Brain, but...me and Pippy Longstocking? What would the children look like?"

i love that show.

mmm... tomorrow, i get to have granny's homemade, takes-two-days-to-make noodles, and her apple pie, pecan pie, lemon meringue pie, and mincemeat....yum!

oh, and that article in The Village Voice is actually about the Rocky Horror Show. Lea DeLaria performs the roles of Eddie and Dr. Scott.

Lea DeLaria, quoted here in The Village Voice:

"Dr. Smith in Lost in Space was the closest thing to a gay character on TV. He was so faggy! You could tell he was gay because every time Will Robinson bent over, the robot would say, 'Danger, Will Robinson!' "

i'm gonna pretend that i have more than one person reading this, k?

for anyone interested in the upcoming Americanized Queer as Folk, Showtime has some video clips up for viewing. my favorite is "Comfort Food."

Concerning Buffle Night, i think she's said anything i would have said, plus some.

Mikey missed Buffy, and most of Angel. he rang the doorbell just as Angel was chowing down on Kate. i made him wait outside.

you know, the snake beast in Buffy looked better than the ones in Xena and Hercules. i'm proud of them.

i'm addicted to this guy.

why do i feel like i must post something worthwhile, something illuminating, something of professional quality? here's why.

it's really cool when someone you know has their name in print as an author in a magazine. congrats again, Jean.

'Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?' - Letter to Dr. Laura

he he! i will refrain from comment.

you know, i shouldn't make fun of mechanics. i'm dating one. but i can still make fun of specific people who just happen to be mechanics, right?

yesterday was my sister Dawn's birthday. she's 23 now. it just amazes me. she's still my baby sister, and that's how i remember her.

i called her yesterday. we had a good talk for a while. my father has agreed to let her see my little brother. so we were talking about that, and she told me that he's in high school now. his voice has changed. he plays football. i haven't seen him in almost 4 years. my father won't let me see him. i cried. i hate my father.

i had a flat tire this morning. i went to get it fixed:

"i need to have my tire replaced."

"ok. which one?"

"the front left side."

"uh..." eyes beginning to glaze as he tries to puzzle this out.

"the front driver's side."

"front... driver's... side... ok..."

"are you sure you're a mechanic? for cars, i mean?"

Congratulations Jean!

important lesson learned this weekend:

when you set your VCR timer to record a program on WB19, remember that, on the cable line-up, WB19 moved to channel 12.

you know what. this page looks really cool on my new moniter. i upgraded from a 13 inch to a 19 inch. woo hoo for me! Diablo II is kick ass on a screen this size.